natnovna:

My little sister is calling up different stores trying to apply for her first job and she’s so fuckin rude she was just like “OH SO U GOTTA BE 18 TO WORK AT THE DISNEY STORE REAL NICE”

chapter-sword:

when i go swimming and someone starts a splash battle with me

chapter-sword:

when i go swimming and someone starts a splash battle with me

heartarrest:

albearrawr:

Aaaaagh no. This was so painful to watch.

Is that Catelyn Stark losing her family again?

heartarrest:

albearrawr:

Aaaaagh no. This was so painful to watch.

Is that Catelyn Stark losing her family again?

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

p-eachful:

plot twist: for Halloween a black cat dresses up as a white girl

automatically:

when your crush passes by

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oinkwiping:

Getting a test you know you’re about to fail

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When I'm late: these ppl gotta chill I'm exactly where I got to be at this moment. God put me here for a reason, I ain't suppose to rush the universe.
When somebody else late: u stay irresponsible. Trash the fuck why u always late? How u go to work?? Lazy filth I've. Been waiting outside for 5 mins.... WHERE THE HELL U AT???!!

relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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